Rejection Slip Theater © episode 8A (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater ), originally aired in 1994. This is the Thanksgiving Special starring Perry Como, Richard M. Nixon, and the Peter Gennaro Dancers...okay, we lied. We couldn't book the dancers due to some union problems and complaints about dressing room heating at the Rejection Slip Radio Theater (tm). We also lied about Como and Nixon, but, then again, who hasn't? Still, despite the lies, the show must go on as it first did in 1994.
So, hear now: the Rejection Slip Theater Thanksgiving Special © featuring (and we aren't lying here) Artie Azzetti and Gang © from Westwood, New Jersey, in a Thanksgiving misadventure, inspired in part by a true event in the life of RST executive producer, Joseph Pundzak, as written and performed by RST's host, Paul Berge. Plus, Home For the Holidays © with Carole Gale.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or we'll report you to the Turkey Hotline! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Monday, November 20, 2006
Pumpkin Bombing
One of the most frequently asked question at Rejection Slip Theater's monthly rejected writers' retreat and wine-tasting sponsored by the Southern Iowa Writer's Institute (located just above the Tai Kwon Do Academy on the corner of Euclid and Main in Osceola, Iowa) is really multifaceted: "Does pumpkin bombing truly exist? If so, where? Can it support an entire novel? Are obligatory sex scenes necessary? Should pumpkin-bombing be hyphenated? Do recent reports of rouge deer charging about Target stores in Des Moines, Iowa with pumpkins on their heads indicate an upsurge in pumpkin-bombing-related activities? If pumpkins were banned would only criminals possess pumpkins?
Good questions, all. We'll take them in reverse order:
1) If pumpkins were banned would only criminals posses pumpkins? No, the Second Amendment requires bears, too, to keep pumpkins...plus limit comma usage and ellipses, but, more importantly, it prohibits use of the subjunctive except by a well-regulated literary militia.
2) Do recent reports of rouge deer charging about Target stores in Des Moines, Iowa with pumpkins covering their heads indicate an upsurge in pumpkin bombing related activities? Perhaps. But it's rogue deer not rouge deer. And it's Des Moines where anything is possible, especially when it comes to headgear.
3) Should pumpkin-bombing be hyphenated? If you're anal-retentive, yes.
4) Are obligatory sex scenes necessary? Only if you want to get published. If you want to get your pumpkin story rejected and straight to RST, then obfuscate the naughty allusions.
5) Can it (pumpkin bombing) support an entire novel? We assume the questioner meant: Can it keep the reader's attention through 427 pages, excluding epilogues and footnotes, because nobody reads those? In that case, yes. See Bootleg Skies. Read a sample chapter: http://www.ailerona.com/documents/BootlegSkiesCh1.pdf
5) Shouldn't this be question #6? Yes.
7) Finally: Does pumpkin bombing truly exist? If so, where? It certainly does, Ollie, and where else but in southern Iowa: http://www.avweb.com/news/skywrite/188626-1.html
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or we'll report you to Col. Sparky and you'll never smash pumpkins again! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."
Good questions, all. We'll take them in reverse order:
1) If pumpkins were banned would only criminals posses pumpkins? No, the Second Amendment requires bears, too, to keep pumpkins...plus limit comma usage and ellipses, but, more importantly, it prohibits use of the subjunctive except by a well-regulated literary militia.
2) Do recent reports of rouge deer charging about Target stores in Des Moines, Iowa with pumpkins covering their heads indicate an upsurge in pumpkin bombing related activities? Perhaps. But it's rogue deer not rouge deer. And it's Des Moines where anything is possible, especially when it comes to headgear.
3) Should pumpkin-bombing be hyphenated? If you're anal-retentive, yes.
4) Are obligatory sex scenes necessary? Only if you want to get published. If you want to get your pumpkin story rejected and straight to RST, then obfuscate the naughty allusions.
5) Can it (pumpkin bombing) support an entire novel? We assume the questioner meant: Can it keep the reader's attention through 427 pages, excluding epilogues and footnotes, because nobody reads those? In that case, yes. See Bootleg Skies. Read a sample chapter: http://www.ailerona.com/documents/BootlegSkiesCh1.pdf
5) Shouldn't this be question #6? Yes.
7) Finally: Does pumpkin bombing truly exist? If so, where? It certainly does, Ollie, and where else but in southern Iowa: http://www.avweb.com/news/skywrite/188626-1.html
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or we'll report you to Col. Sparky and you'll never smash pumpkins again! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."
Monday, November 13, 2006
Rejection Slip Theater Program 7A
Rejection Slip Theater © episode 7A (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater ), originally aired in 1994, presents the continuing adventures of Frank Taylor and Reginald Barker III in "China Seas." ©
"China Seas" was written by Paul Berge (under the pen name, Armand Cassandra).
"China Seas" cast: Richard Choate, Michael Cornelison, Patti Choate, Carol Gale, Ed Weiss
"Night Light" was written by...well, by someone, but I've misplaced my notes so I'll have to come back to this. It no doubt has a stellar cast, but that list, too, was on the same cocktail napkin as the author credits. Still, I know it's a great story by a fine rejected author because RST wouldn't have unrejected it if it weren't...and you have to admit it took some courage to use the subjunctive there. So, just listen to Episode 7A and this will make more sense. After that, please drop us a note saying who wrote "Night Light" and who's in the cast. (This is so embarrassing.) http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
Speaking of embarrassing, we return again to Westwood, New Jersey, circa 1963, for the continuing Adventures of Artie Azzetti and the Gang © as they build a "Tree Fort," written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or we'll report you to the pod cops! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."
"China Seas" was written by Paul Berge (under the pen name, Armand Cassandra).
"China Seas" cast: Richard Choate, Michael Cornelison, Patti Choate, Carol Gale, Ed Weiss
"Night Light" was written by...well, by someone, but I've misplaced my notes so I'll have to come back to this. It no doubt has a stellar cast, but that list, too, was on the same cocktail napkin as the author credits. Still, I know it's a great story by a fine rejected author because RST wouldn't have unrejected it if it weren't...and you have to admit it took some courage to use the subjunctive there. So, just listen to Episode 7A and this will make more sense. After that, please drop us a note saying who wrote "Night Light" and who's in the cast. (This is so embarrassing.) http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
Speaking of embarrassing, we return again to Westwood, New Jersey, circa 1963, for the continuing Adventures of Artie Azzetti and the Gang © as they build a "Tree Fort," written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or we'll report you to the pod cops! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."
Rejection Slip Theater Program 6A, The Halloween Special
The Rejection Slip Theater Halloween Special © (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater ) first aired on October 30, 1994 on Newsradio 1040 AM.
The lineup:
"Mind Bender," written by Kevin Mayer or Norwalk, Iowa was adapted for radio by RST.
Cast: Linda Blakely, John Busbee, Patti Choate, Paul Berge, Greg Anderson, and Ed Weiss.
"Trick or Treat," the Artie Azzetti Halloween 1963 story set in Westwood, New Jersey by Paul Berge. Included in the cast are: Greg Anderson, Doug Hawley, Richard Choate, and Morgan Halgren as Mrs. Azzetti.
"Recovery," written by Michael Cornelison under the pen name Doug Fountain. Cast: Michael Cornelison, Greg Anderson, Annie Meacham, Doug Hawley and Paul Berge.
The lineup:
"Mind Bender," written by Kevin Mayer or Norwalk, Iowa was adapted for radio by RST.
Cast: Linda Blakely, John Busbee, Patti Choate, Paul Berge, Greg Anderson, and Ed Weiss.
"Trick or Treat," the Artie Azzetti Halloween 1963 story set in Westwood, New Jersey by Paul Berge. Included in the cast are: Greg Anderson, Doug Hawley, Richard Choate, and Morgan Halgren as Mrs. Azzetti.
"Recovery," written by Michael Cornelison under the pen name Doug Fountain. Cast: Michael Cornelison, Greg Anderson, Annie Meacham, Doug Hawley and Paul Berge.
Dedicated to the memory of: Ed Weiss and Doug Hawley.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director. Dr. B. Lugosi, Phlebotomy Advisor. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Rejection Slip Theater Program 5A, 1994, 1995
Rejection Slip Theater © Episode 5 A contains (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater):
Part 2 of "China Seas" starring Richard Choate , Michael Cornelison, Carol Gale and Ed Weiss. China Seas was written by Paul Berge under the pen name, Armand Cassandra.
"Neicy" Written by Barby Gatschet. Cast: Morgan Halgren and Michael Cornelison.
This week's Adventure of Artie Azzetti and the Gang © is called, "Snow Days," written and performed by Paul Berge. In the proto-spirit of No Child Left Behind, Artie Azzetti explains how to cancel school using the forces of nature, a little Voodoo and your imagination.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Part 2 of "China Seas" starring Richard Choate , Michael Cornelison, Carol Gale and Ed Weiss. China Seas was written by Paul Berge under the pen name, Armand Cassandra.
"Neicy" Written by Barby Gatschet. Cast: Morgan Halgren and Michael Cornelison.
This week's Adventure of Artie Azzetti and the Gang © is called, "Snow Days," written and performed by Paul Berge. In the proto-spirit of No Child Left Behind, Artie Azzetti explains how to cancel school using the forces of nature, a little Voodoo and your imagination.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Rejection Slip Theater Program 4A © 1994, 1995
Rejection Slip Theater episode 4A© (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater ) first aired in 1994 and included RST's first attempt at serial drama in "China Seas." Although written by Paul Berge, it aired under the pen name: Armand Cassandra. The cast of "China Seas Parts" included: Richard Choate, Michael Cornelison, Ed Weiss, Greg Anderson, Paul Berge, Carole Gale.
Leading off RST episode 4A is "Paper or Plastic" © written by Valarie Richard Torrion (aka Paul Berge) and in the cast are: Annie Meacham, Greg Anderson and Patti Choate. NBC's Today Show was in the studio (Avatar) the Monday evening in early 1994 when RST recorded "Paper or Plastic" and taped the session. If anyone has a copy of that show, we'd love to see it again. It aired in the spring of 1994.
This week's trip to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang © in Westwood, New Jersey is called "Go-Karts," written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director, Bill Clinton, POTUS. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Leading off RST episode 4A is "Paper or Plastic" © written by Valarie Richard Torrion (aka Paul Berge) and in the cast are: Annie Meacham, Greg Anderson and Patti Choate. NBC's Today Show was in the studio (Avatar) the Monday evening in early 1994 when RST recorded "Paper or Plastic" and taped the session. If anyone has a copy of that show, we'd love to see it again. It aired in the spring of 1994.
This week's trip to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang © in Westwood, New Jersey is called "Go-Karts," written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director, Bill Clinton, POTUS. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Rejection Slip Theater Program 3A © 1994
Rejection Slip Theater © Episode 3A (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater ), first aired in 1994, includes:
"Action News Never Sleeps" a horror mind movie about an air traffic controller in serious need of a good night's sleep. Written by Paul Berge (an FAA air traffic controller himself from 1979 to 1997). The cast: Richard Choate and Wayne Oleson.
"Memory of the Revolution" stars: Morgan Halgren (yeah, the Morgan Halgren of Iowa Public Television--IPTV--"Living in Iowa" fame).
"Best Laid Plans" stars Patty Dunning, Michael Cornelison (yup, the same Michael Cornelison who co-starred in Max Allan Collins' movie, Mommy and the Stephen King movie The Woman In The Room, directed by Frank Darabont), plus Greg Anderson and Ric Johnson, two of the deepest voices in radio. They make James Earl Jones sound like a sissy tenor.
And this week's visit to Artie Azzetti and the Gang © in Westwood, New Jersey, 1964, is titled, "Call The Beatles," written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater © 1993, was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director, Bill Clinton, POTUS. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
"Action News Never Sleeps" a horror mind movie about an air traffic controller in serious need of a good night's sleep. Written by Paul Berge (an FAA air traffic controller himself from 1979 to 1997). The cast: Richard Choate and Wayne Oleson.
"Memory of the Revolution" stars: Morgan Halgren (yeah, the Morgan Halgren of Iowa Public Television--IPTV--"Living in Iowa" fame).
"Best Laid Plans" stars Patty Dunning, Michael Cornelison (yup, the same Michael Cornelison who co-starred in Max Allan Collins' movie, Mommy and the Stephen King movie The Woman In The Room, directed by Frank Darabont), plus Greg Anderson and Ric Johnson, two of the deepest voices in radio. They make James Earl Jones sound like a sissy tenor.
And this week's visit to Artie Azzetti and the Gang © in Westwood, New Jersey, 1964, is titled, "Call The Beatles," written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater © 1993, was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director, Bill Clinton, POTUS. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Rejection Slip Theater Program 2A
Rejection Slip Theater © Episode 2A, first aired on 9/15/96, features:
"Georgia" written by Jean Russell Larson of Marshalltown, Iowa and was narrated by Patti Choate. It features Ric Johnson, Annie Meacham, Doug Hawley, Richard Choate and Chuck Grady.
"Harvester" by Erik Mark Anlyn, features Richard Choate, Ric Johnson and John Busbee.
Plus Artie Azzetti and the Gang check in from Westwood, New Jersey in an episode called, "That's Life" ©, written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater © 1993, was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director, Bill Clinton, POTUS. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (www.radiogarage.com). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site and Contact Us: www.paulberge.com
"Georgia" written by Jean Russell Larson of Marshalltown, Iowa and was narrated by Patti Choate. It features Ric Johnson, Annie Meacham, Doug Hawley, Richard Choate and Chuck Grady.
"Harvester" by Erik Mark Anlyn, features Richard Choate, Ric Johnson and John Busbee.
Plus Artie Azzetti and the Gang check in from Westwood, New Jersey in an episode called, "That's Life" ©, written and performed by Paul Berge.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater © 1993, was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director, Bill Clinton, POTUS. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (www.radiogarage.com). Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site and Contact Us: www.paulberge.com
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Rejection Slip Theater Program 1A © 1994
Rejection Slip Theater Episode 1A © (http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater) was originally aired in early 1994. The four stories include:
1) "The Mosquito Hunters" written by Poe Ballantine of Ames, Iowa was adapted for radio by Joe Pundak. Cast: Greg Anderson, Paul Berge, Tanya Ahmed, Dan Chase. The 18-pound mosquito provided by Michael Meacham.
2) "Rottweiller" written by B. John Burns of LaJolla, California. Adapted for radio by RST. Cast: Mike Meacham, Annie Meacham, Ed Weiss, Joseph Pundzak.
3) Artie Azzetti©: "A Gang is Born" Written and performed by Paul Berge. Set in a drain sewer in Westwood, New Jersey around 1963. This was not the first Artie Azzetti story ever aired. The first was "Good Humor Man," set in 1959 and aired in 1993. It'll appear in some future podcast.
4) "Revelation" written by Dr. Carole Soderblom of Indianola, Iowa. Adapted for radio by Paul Berge. Cast: Richard Choate, Morgan Halgren, Annie Meacham.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater © was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. Original sin by Adam & Eve. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. All performers, except Joey, Pauly and Mikey, were paid $1...yup, one buck per performance. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa. They charge more than a buck, now, though.
Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site: http://www.paulberge.com/
1) "The Mosquito Hunters" written by Poe Ballantine of Ames, Iowa was adapted for radio by Joe Pundak. Cast: Greg Anderson, Paul Berge, Tanya Ahmed, Dan Chase. The 18-pound mosquito provided by Michael Meacham.
2) "Rottweiller" written by B. John Burns of LaJolla, California. Adapted for radio by RST. Cast: Mike Meacham, Annie Meacham, Ed Weiss, Joseph Pundzak.
3) Artie Azzetti©: "A Gang is Born" Written and performed by Paul Berge. Set in a drain sewer in Westwood, New Jersey around 1963. This was not the first Artie Azzetti story ever aired. The first was "Good Humor Man," set in 1959 and aired in 1993. It'll appear in some future podcast.
4) "Revelation" written by Dr. Carole Soderblom of Indianola, Iowa. Adapted for radio by Paul Berge. Cast: Richard Choate, Morgan Halgren, Annie Meacham.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater © was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Michael Cornelison, Director. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. Original sin by Adam & Eve. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. All performers, except Joey, Pauly and Mikey, were paid $1...yup, one buck per performance. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa. They charge more than a buck, now, though.
Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site: http://www.paulberge.com/
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Rejection Slip Theater ©
Hey, kids, wake up. It's time, once again, for Rejection Slip Theater ©, the only radio drama series devoted to unrejected rejected literary works previously condemned to obscurity by a publisher's cold-hearted rejection slip. What writer doesn't have a stack of rejections slips stashed inside the closet (okay, other than Stephen King) ? And what writer doesn't dream of exacting revenge. Well, here it is, just as it once was, and ever shall be, the rejected writer's revenge:
Rejection Slip Theater © aired on WHO 1040 NewsRadio from 1993 to 2003. It's now podcast at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater where you can download and listen to all 80 or so of the archived--and severely copyrighted--"mind movie" episodes absolutely free, provided you promise (put your hand on the computer) to tell your friends. Rejection Slip Theater © (aka RST) is radio drama, comedy, adventure, romance, sci-fi, westerns, crime-fighting nuns and a whole lot more as produced by Joseph Pundzak, Paul Berge and Michael Meacham. </FONT>
Based on the silly notion that literary works rejected by publishers needed a place to be aired, RST solicited rejected manuscripts from listeners and unrejected many of them. Soon the rejected writers were able to "hear their names in lights."
All unrejected stories were adapted for radio--not as skits, fer cryin' out loud (we're not Prairie Home Companion)--and performed by professional radio actors known as The Rejection Players ©. Included in the cast were: Morgan Halgren, Michael Cornelison, Rob Dillard, Linda Blakely, Richard and Patty Choate...plus dozens more actors reviving the lost art of radio theater.
Rejection Slip Theater © aired on WHO 1040 NewsRadio from 1993 to 2003. It's now podcast at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater where you can download and listen to all 80 or so of the archived--and severely copyrighted--"mind movie" episodes absolutely free, provided you promise (put your hand on the computer) to tell your friends. Rejection Slip Theater © (aka RST) is radio drama, comedy, adventure, romance, sci-fi, westerns, crime-fighting nuns and a whole lot more as produced by Joseph Pundzak, Paul Berge and Michael Meacham. </FONT>
Based on the silly notion that literary works rejected by publishers needed a place to be aired, RST solicited rejected manuscripts from listeners and unrejected many of them. Soon the rejected writers were able to "hear their names in lights."
All unrejected stories were adapted for radio--not as skits, fer cryin' out loud (we're not Prairie Home Companion)--and performed by professional radio actors known as The Rejection Players ©. Included in the cast were: Morgan Halgren, Michael Cornelison, Rob Dillard, Linda Blakely, Richard and Patty Choate...plus dozens more actors reviving the lost art of radio theater.
Rejection Slip Theater © was created by Paul Berge and Joseph Pundzak in 1993 when Joey said to Pauly: "Hey, Pauly, wanna have a radio drama show with radio actors, sound effects, music and everything?" And, Pauly, being easily led into dubious theatrical adventures said, "Swell, Joey! Can I write and host it?" To which Joey said, "That'd be swell!" And they spit and shook hands to seal the deal. Recognizing that spit wouldn't be enough Joey and Pauly teamed with Mikey Meacham (now of Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa) to produce what, frankly, is some of the best and the weirdest radio theater ever recorded, so weird that the NBC Today Show did a story about the troupe in the spring of 1994. The early shows were aired on Sundays at midnight on an FM station in Des Moines, Iowa. Joe paid for the air time. It's said that Joe Pundzak and Paul Berge were the only ones listening that first night. Eventually, insomniacs, prison inmates and all-night, stop-n'-rob clerks joined the audience. By early 1994, Van Harden at WHO Newsradio 1040 AM invited RST into the big time. Armed with 50,000 watts and a 9 PM Sunday night slot, RST took off like a North Korean scud missile.
Bonus: Each RST episode usually includes a chapter of Paul Berge's "The Adventures of Artie Azzetti and Me" © about growing up in Westwood, New Jersey 07675.
This blog is new and under development--meaning, I'm just trying to figure out how it works. So, while I bumble about, please visit the RST official podcast site: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
Or our home website at http://www.paulberge.com/
Enjoy and until next time, "Good night or good morning...whatever works." (Official trade phrase of RST; must be said in a deep radio voice as though you really really mean it even if you don't quite understand it.)
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