Rejection Slip Theater 23a

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 23a, first aired on radio in 1994.
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In this episode we meet Henry and Peaches played by Michael Cornelison and Linda Blakely in a radio drama written by Paul Berge.
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And, as always, we take the Garden State Parkway, Exit 168--or 165 if you want to save a dime--to Westwood, New Jersey to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, as they enter a secret society.
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These Mind Movies are only a click away: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater Remember, kids: Tell your friends where you heard it--for free--on Rejection Slip Theater Podcast Radio ©. Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. This episode's Rejection Players cast features: Michael Meacham, Michael Cornelison, Linda Blakely and Joseph Pundzak.
Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All Artie Azzetti And The Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge, all rights reserved. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa: (http://www.radiogarage.com/).
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Hey, kids: Wanna put on a Live Radioplay in the privacy of your own locker room, community center or VFW Hall? Who doesn't? Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com
Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No: attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Librarian of Congress will shush you so fast, sister, it'll...well, it'll do nothing. Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ Iowa Caucus coverage at http://www.blogparty08.blogspot.com/ "...and I've been your host, Paul Berge. Good night...or good morning. Whatever works." *** Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, by Paul Berge, all rights reserved. All wrongs righted.

Rejection Slip Theater 22a ©

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for a whole new season of Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 22a, first aired on radio in 1994.



Years before Homeland Insecurity forced airline passengers to remove shoes and fear random toothpaste inspections, RST aired a horror story about the inner workings of a slightly deranged airline captain's mind. Due to events that followed seven years after "In Good Hands" © aired it's been stored in the RST vault. Now, it's back for your consideration.



And, as always, we take the Garden State Parkway, Exit 168, to Westwood, New Jersey to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, as they try to decode Jean Shepherd's barbaric yawp shouted across the rooftops of the 1968 suburban world: Flick Lives!



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Remember, kids: Tell your friends where you heard it--for free--on Rejection Slip Theater Podcast Radio ©.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge.
Michael Meacham, Technical Director.
This episode's Rejection Players cast features: Michael Meacham, Michael Cornelison and Joseph Pundzak.
Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer.
Original music by Jamie Poulsen.
All Artie Azzetti And The Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge, all rights reserved.
All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions.

Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/).

Hey, kids: Wanna Put On A Live Radioplay? Who doesn't? Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No: attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Librarian of Congress will shush you so fast, sister, it'll...well, it'll do nothing.
Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Iowa Caucus coverage at http://www.blogparty08.blogspot.com/
"...and I've been your host, Paul Berge. Good night...or good morning. Whatever works." *** Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, by Paul Berge, all rights reserved. All wrongs righted.

Rejection Slip Theater 21a ©

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for a whole new season of Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 21a, first aired on radio in 1994.

Fly me to the moon...or anywhere beyond that hunk of metaphorical space cheese hanging loose inside your imagination. Rejection Astronaut, Michael Meacham, dons his official RST Space Cadet Suit (TM) and leaves his '64 Galaxy behind to blast off for adventure as the Intergalactic Traveler © . The story was written by Paul Berge and engineered beyond perfection by Meacham, who plays all the voices.

Then, after orbiting Uranus, RST returns to earth through a time wrap *, again, to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©**, in Westwood, New Jersey for a camping misadventure sure to pop the merit badges off your Boy Scout sash.

Plus, Angle of Repose ©, written by Chris Santella, is quite possibly the greatest radio MindMovie (TM) ever produced about potatoes....(potatoes?). As with Intergalactic Traveler, this is a one-man performance starring Michael Cornelison.

It's all ahead and accessible at the speed of Lite (TM) . Simply click on the RST link: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater

And, then, let your mind take it from there.

Remember, kids: Tell your friends where you heard it--for free--on Rejection Slip Theater Podcast Radio ©.

Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge.
Michael Meacham, Technical Director.
This episode's Rejection Players cast features: Michael Meacham, Michael Cornelison.
Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer.
Original music by Jamie Poulsen.
All Artie Azzetti And The Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge, all rights reserved.
All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions.
Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/).
Wanna Put On A Live Radioplay? Who doesn't? Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No: attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Librarian of Congress will shush you so fast, sister, it'll...well, it'll do nothing.
Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
Iowa caucus coverage at http://www.blogparty08.blogspot.com/
"...and I've been your host, Paul Berge. Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

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*Let's not confuse that with the Time Warp, again.
** Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, by Paul Berge, all rights reserved.
Potatoes? We aired a story about potatoes? Doesn't anyone screen this stuff?

Rejection Slip Theater 20a

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for a whole new season of Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 20a, first aired on radio in 1994.

With one click you're seconds away from standing toe-to-toe with an armed apparition in "The Gunslinger," © protected under the Second Commandment, right to arm bears, and written by Brandon Irons. No relation to Jeremy. In fact, we suspect it's a pen name...perhaps Jeremy Irons' pen name. In the cast are: Michael Cornelison, Doug Hawley, John Busbee and Joesph Pundzak.

Long before "Forest Gump"© there was "Amos,"© a story by Barbie Gatschett. In the cast are: Greg Anderson, Annie Meacham, Michael Cornelison and Michael Meacham.

And, as always, we take the Garden State Parkway, Exit 168, to Westwood, New Jersey circa 1967 to visit Artie Azzetti And The Gang © as they deal with life suddenly complicated by "Going Steady."©

It's all ahead, available 24/7 in glorious MindMovie ColourVision (TM) at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater

And, remember, kids: Tell your friends where you heard it--for free--on Rejection Slip Theater Podcast Radio ©.
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge.
Michael Meacham, Technical Director.
This episode's Rejection Players cast features: Michael Meacham, Michael Cornelison, Greg Anderson, Annie Meacham, Doug Hawley, John Busbee, Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge
Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer.
Original music by Jamie Poulsen.
All Artie Azzetti And The Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge, all rights reserved.
All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/).

Wanna Put On A Live Radioplay? Who doesn't? Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No: attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US DoJ will surge at you so fast, mister, it'll...well, it'll do nothing.
Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.
More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/
"...and I've been your host, Paul Berge. Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater 19a, Memorial Day Special ©

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 19a, the Memorial Day episode, first aired in May 1994.

Memories, like radio hosts, are often feeble, but the mighty Rejection Players © found the strength to reflect upon the unsung aspects of a day to remember.

Plus, Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, take the listener back to 1966 to share a memory of the a US Marine from Westwood, New Jersey, killed in Vietnam, in an Artie Azzetti story called Nuns and Vietnam ©.

So, to share this Memorial Day RST Special click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater

And, remember, kids: Tell your friends where you heard it--for free--on Rejection Slip Theater Podcast Radio ©.

Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge.

Michael Meacham, Technical Director.

This episode's Rejection Players cast features: Michael Meacham, Michael Cornelison, Greg Anderson, Annie Meacham, Paul Berge

Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer.

Original music by Jamie Poulsen.

All Artie Azzetti and the Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge.

All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions.
Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/).

Wanna Put On A Live Radioplay? Who doesn't? Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com
Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Congress will waggle a non-binding finger at you so fast, buster, it'll...well, it'll do nothing.

Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell.

More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/

"...and I've been your host, Paul Berge. Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater Presidential Campaign

Who Wants To Ride Air Force One? ©
© 2007, Paul Berge

Tired of rejection from the mainstream political parties? Sick of the traditional nominating process for President of the United States? Don't know a caucus from a primary?
Well, forget Iowa and New Hampshire. Why should they choose who’s going be the next presidential candidates? Forget about Super-Duper Tuesday, Mad Monday or bunching all the primary dates into one votefest in early February to mollify whiny Californians. Instead, the next President of the United States, hereafter referred to as Commander Guy, will be selected by (hold onto your campaign hats) popular vote.

Radical, perhaps, but if you’re willing to become a contestant on Who Wants To Ride Air Force One? ©, you may be our candidate to compete against Mitt, Hillary, Rudy, or whatever prepackaged haircut survives the traditional route to the 2008 election. We’re looking for the ultimate democratic (small d) non-partisan, Blog Party © Presidential Candidate to be chosen by our viewing audience through a grueling (often humiliating) gladiatorial process not unlike the real thing put on by the Democrats and Republicans. That winner will then be registered as a real candidate on the November 2008 ballot (if we can afford the fee). Here’s how it works:

Think Reality TV (An oxymoron, we admit). Anyone with half-a-brain, which is considerably more than the usual candidates bring to the contest, can participate.

Step 1: Declare Your Candidacy here in the Comments link. It costs nothing. Keep it clean, brief and no sniping at the other candidates, unless they deserve it. Instantly, you'll become the front runner, if only for a microsecond in cyberspace. Take advantage of that moment in the spotlight to solicit massive campaign contributions from K Street lobbyists. Turn nothing down. You can always apologize later.

Your moment in the lead will be fleeting so be ready for...

Step 2:
Issue a Policy Statement that no one understands but includes references to Abortion (without taking a stance), Drugs (without admitting use in college or offending drug firms), Family (be for this, especially if your backer is name Corleone), Gay Marriage (see Abortion), Guns (quick, hit the NRA link to become a retroactive lifetime member), Education (see Family), the Military (espouse strong support here; go really over the top if you’ve never actually served yourself), the Environment (you’re generally for the environment but don’t quote Al Gore) and, finally, Campaign Finance Reform (support any reform measure because it’s like saying you support Mothers Day).

Step 3: Deny. Even though the pack will be crowded at this stage, the long knives will be out, and your past becomes fair game. So, deny everything. Better yet, blame society or cigarette advertising. Cry if you do that. Have your wife/husband at your side. A kid in an iron lung would be good, too.

Step 4: Threaten a Foreign Country. Your choice here. (No, everyone can't choose France.) This begins the stage where candidates show their weltpolitik mettle by rattling sabers, nerves and such. You’ll be asked to invade a sovereign nation and explain your choice. Again, pick any little niggling principality that’s annoyed you since college when you got caught trying to buy hash there. Now, let loose a barrage. Just be ready to defend your actions or, better yet, blame the press.

Step 5: Cover Up a Lie. Contestants will be given a lie. Each contestant will then be placed under glaring lights in front of cameras and a microphone and asked to deny the obvious. Candidates will be judged on originality, ability to keep a straight face (avoid smirking) and obfuscation. Bonus points: Show undying support for a loyal supporter you're about to dispatch.

Step 6: Speech Skills. Candidates will be asked to prepare and deliver a policy speech (topics to be assigned later). Candidates who mispronounce “obfuscation” probably won’t make it into the final round. Mispronouncing “nuclear”, however, seems to be fine. In fact, may help.

Step 7: Fancy Dress Ball. Each candidate will be asked to plan a state dinner. Candidates will be judged on use of silverware, napkins and small talk with visiting dignitaries who smell like mothballs and are about as interesting to talk to as the Jell-O centerpiece.

Step 8: Sudden Death Round. A major world figure dies (Pope, King, your VP, a smarmy televangelist) and each candidate, without preparation, will have sixty seconds to say something non-offensive about the suddenly departed. Candidates will be judged on stammering, lip licking, pronunciation of the deceased person’s name and ability to end the statement with “our thoughts and prayers go out to his/her family.”

Step 9: Bathing Suit Contest. Eighty percent of your score can be earned, or lost, here. This is where Reality Voting © beats the Hillary/Rudy campaigns every time. So, tone up those abs, wax the naughty bits and ask your advisers what “banana hammock” means before some reporter sticks a microphone in your face demanding that you explain your banana-hammock policy.

Step 10: Stand-up and Sing. As the name implies, the finalist candidates will be asked to perform in public at our Dean Martin-Meets-The-Press gala. You and your fellow Blog Party © candidates will make absolute fools of yourselves through song, dance and Garrison Keillor skits as though willing to do anything to become the next Commander Guy.

Step 11: Call To Action--Vote. Get online and vote for your favorite Who Wants To Ride Air Force One? © candidate. Click the Comments link below.

Step 12: To Be Announced (TBA) as candidates stumble. It's a yellow-dog-eat-yellow-dog world where there's red and blue blood on the yellow snow.

Disclaimers & Disclarifications:
That’s the rough outline for Who Wants To Ride Air Force One? ©. It’s open to any native-born American (if your umbilical cord made it across the border, you’re in), age 35 and willing to live inside a fishbowl for the rest of his-slant-her life. Every waking moment of that life will dissected by blog-fogged pundits who can't get real jobs and secretly wish that they were the Blog Party’s first Commander Guy.

The best news--anyone can vote. And just like in New Jersey, the more you vote the better you feel.

The Reward: Power. Once in The White House, anytime you want to burn a few thousand gallons of jet fuel in your own Boeing 747, simply pick up the hot line to Andrews AFB (don’t confuse it with the hot line to some nuke silo in North Dakota, that's gets embarrassing) and say, “Commander Guy here, I feel like flying to…oh, Des Moines!” You won’t even need to call a cab, because like Enterprise they’ll pick you up.

Thank you.

Paul Berge
Blog Party © Host
"Party like it's 2008..."

Rejection Slip Theater 18A ©

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 18a and the continuing adventures of that 1929 barnstormer, Jake Hollow. He's still hot on the tail of foreign agents, spies, curvy dames armed with bullet brassieres and vaguely European accents. Yes, Jake Hollow, the self-assured, action-misadventure aviator with the Lucky Strike smile, comes in from the cold in Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot ©, Chapter 4, written by Paul Berge and starring: Michael Cornelison as Jake, Annie Meacham as the breathless Mary Beth, Morgan Halgren as the spy, Joseph Pundzak as Ernie, Greg Anderson as Postal Commander Rockmander and Paul Berge as the Colonel. And as always, we hop into the 1956 Plymouth station wagon to head down the Garden State Parkway to Westwood, New Jersey 07675, exit 168, to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©. It's a warm day in this 1959 neighborhood, a time before Mr. Rogers when kids had to rely upon the good graces of the The Good Humor Man ©. This was the first ever Artie Azzetti story (1 of about 50), written by Paul Berge in 1984, recorded in 1993 and appears on the album "Artie Azzetti & Me."© More importantly, it's all free for your listening pleasure when you click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater And, remember, kids: Tell your friends, because if you don't you'll be a douche bag. Sorry, that's the way it was in Jersey. Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All Artie Azzetti and the Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Congress will waggle a non-binding finger at you so fast, buster, it'll...well, it'll do nothing. Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater ©, episode 17a

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 17a and the continuing adventures of that 1929 barnstormer, Jake Hollow. He's hot on the tail of foreign agents, spies, curvy dames armed with stiletto heals and vaguely European accents. Yes, Jake Hollow, the lantern-jawed action-misadventure aviator with the Lucky Strike smile, comes in from the cold in Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot ©, Chapter 3, written by Paul Berge and starring: Michael Cornelison as Jake, Annie Meacham as the breathless Mary Beth, Morgan Halgren as the spy, Joseph Pundzak as Ernie, Greg Anderson as Postal Commander Rockmander and Paul Berge as the Colonel.
And as always, we hop into the '56 Plymouth station wagon to head down the Garden State Parkway to Westwood, New Jersey 07675, exit 168, to visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©. It's the opening day of Little League baseball, and in New Jersey, when you steal second, you get to keep it.
But there's no need to steal RST because, it's all free when you click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater And, remember, kids: Tell your friends! Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All Artie Azzetti and the Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Congress will waggle a non-binding finger at you so fast, buster, it'll...well, it'll do nothing. Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 16 A

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 16 A. If you loved Bootleg Skies© and Inside The Circle©, you'll cheer, laugh and mostly cringe when you hear what's become of 1929 barnstormer, Jake Hollow. He's gone postal! Again! Yes, Jake Hollow, the lantern-jawed action-misadventure aviator with the Lucky Strike smile, re-emerges in Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot ©, Chapter 2, written by Paul Berge and starring: Michael Cornelison as Jake, Annie Meacham as the breathless Mary Beth, Joseph Pundzak as Ernie, Greg Anderson as Postal Commander Rockmander and Paul Berge as the Colonel. (Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot ©.) And as always, we hop into the '56 Plymouth wagon to head down the Garden State Parkway to Westwood, New Jersey 07675, exit 168, visit Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©. It's all free when you click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater And, remember, kids: Tell your friends!
Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All Artie Azzetti and the Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Congress will waggle a non-binding finger at you so fast, buster, it'll...well, it'll do nothing. Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater, "Jake Hollow--Air Mail Pilot!"©

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 15 A.

If you loved Bootleg Skies©, you'll cheer, laugh and mostly cringe when you hear what's become of 1929 barnstormer, Jake Hollow. He's gone postal!

Yes, Jake Hollow, the lantern-jawed action-misadventure aviator with the Brilliantine smile, re-emerges in Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot ©, Chapter 1, written by Paul Berge and starring: Michael Cornelison as Jake, Annie Meacham as the breathless Mary Beth, Joseph Pundzak as Ernie, Greg Anderson as Postal Commander Rockmander and Paul Berge as the Colonel. (Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot ©, Chapter 1, first aired in 1994.)

And as always, we hop into the '56 Plymouth wagon to head down the Garden State Parkway to Westwood, New Jersey 07675, exit 168, where romance almost destroys Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©.

It's all straight ahead when you click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater And, remember, kids: Tell your friends!

Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All Artie Azzetti and the Gang © stories were written and performed by Paul Berge. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for scripts, fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or the US Congress will waggle a non-binding finger at you so fast, buster, it'll...well, it'll do nothing. Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater "Valentine's Day Massacre" © 14A

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast Episode 14 A, the one your parents are still too traumatized to discuss while you're in the room. That's because it contains the infamous Valentine's Day Massacre with Artie Azzetti and the Gang ©, written and told by Paul Berge.

Actually, your parents are discussing s-e-x when you're not in the room, so to save them the embarrassment of pretending to explain it to you unaided by PowerPoint, sit them down, and as a family listen to the Rejection Slip Theater Valentine's Day episode.
It's all straight ahead when you click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater
And, remember, Kids: Tell your friends!

Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or your computer mouse will eat your cat! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."

Rejection Slip Theater 13a ©

Hey, kids, wake up! It's time for Rejection Slip Theater ©, podcast episode 13 A, in which actor Greg Anderson does some of his finest panicky delivery while attempting to fly a US Navy F4U Corsair fighter off an aircraft carrier--at night. You just can't get this quality realism on YouTube, MeTube, CheeseTube or any other visually-impaired medium. It takes radio (or in this case, podcast audio) to splash a mind movie across your imagination.
So, sit back, close your eyes--unless you're driving--and listen to Rejection Slip Theater's podcast episode 13A featuring: On The Wing written by Bill Durst, starring Greg Anderson and introducing Joe Parish.
And, of course, we head back in time to Westwood, New Jersey 07675 to visit Paul Berge's Artie Azzetti and the Gang © in Buy Und Get Out. And for all you Catholic school survivors willing to admit you still have a thing for plaid, we bring you Nunsuch Nonsense ©, written by Paul Berge and starring: Michael Cornelison, Carol Gale and Annie Meacham as the nun.
It's all straight ahead when you click on: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater

Credits: Rejection Slip Theater (original © 1993), was created and produced by Joseph Pundzak and Paul Berge. Michael Meacham, Technical Director. Joseph Pundzak, Executive Producer. Original music by Jamie Poulsen. All original written stories remain the copyrighted property of the authors, used with permission by Rejection Slip Theater, which retains all rights to the audio productions. Most performers are available for voice work through Radio Garage in Urbandale, Iowa (http://www.radiogarage.com/). Some of the RST radioplays are available for theatrical production. Contact us for fees and copyrights at: rejectslip@aol.com Write "RST scripts" in the subject bar. No attachments, Fwd, viri or embedded messages, please, or we'll report you to Homeland Insecurity and you'll never shampoo again! Our podcast guru is Dan Wardell. More RST podcasts at: http://feeds.feedburner.com/rejectionsliptheater RST web site and Contact Us: http://www.paulberge.com/ "Good night...or good morning. Whatever works."